I wouldn’t say Tim and Eric are an acquired taste. I mean, you either get it or you don’t. It’s stupid. It’s not funny. It’s retarded. It’s absurd. Actually absurd is probably too hoity-toity of a word for what Tim and Eric do. For those of you with your heads in the sand, Tim and Eric have a show on Adult Swim late at night called Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! Each episode is, like, two seconds long. The show mainly exists as a parody of ’80s culture, infomercials and music videos. Lots of singing and dancing. It’s completely gay and I love it. The touring version made it’s way to Dallas last week at the Loft over on Lamar. We all went. It was totally overcrowded. I couldn’t see a thing. They started with a seven minute skit that involved them dancing around in skin-tight leotards with gigantic penises chanting “Diarrhea.” I did laugh when the fellas, dressed as Papa John’s employees, threw a slice of pie all the way over the crowd into the back and into Ricki Derek who was standing in front of me. Lindsay Weatherread was completely bored and told me at one point that she hated me. My friend Matt Leer was hounded throughout the night by young fans who thought he WAS Eric Wearheim. I dragged Matt up to the stage after the show and had a photo snapped of two. You be the judge.